A tiny team of clever goblyns that gets your startup discovered.

They research, write, publish, measure, and improve on their own. You approve by email.

Discovered where buyers look:Google SearchChatGPTClaudePerplexity

Paste your site. Meet your team.

$0 today. 30-day trial. Content compounds; expect a curve, not a faucet.

SageListicles LarryHow-To HazelPR PaulaIndustry IanEditor EdSearch Selenameet the team ↓
Sage

You built something great. Nobody can find it on Google, and ChatGPT can't recommend a product it has never read about.

Being great is not enough. Someone has to tell the internet.

Sage · your strategist

Meet the team.

Seven goblyns, one shared brain about your product. Each does one job and does it well.

Sage
SageTEAM LEAD
Strategist. Runs the writers' room.

I read your site, size your market, and decide what gets written. The others don't start until there's a plan worth writing.

Listicles Larry
Listicles Larry
lists & comparisons

Ranks things for a living. Has opinions about your competitors.

How-To Hazel
How-To Hazel
guides & answers

Answers the question before the reader finishes asking it.

PR Paula
PR Paula
news & launches

Turns your changelog into headlines. Founders undersell. She won't.

Industry Ian
Industry Ian
trends & data

Reads the charts so you don't have to. Cites his sources.

Editor Ed
Editor Ed
facts, grammar & taste

Nothing ships until Ed can defend every sentence.

Search Selena
Search Selena
SEO & GEO

Speaks fluent Google. Recently also fluent chatbot.

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joining soon

New goblyns join when the work calls for one.

A loop, not a pipeline.

Most tools write and forget. Your goblyns watch what Google and the AI answer engines actually do with each post, then double down on winners and rewrite losers.

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Sage
Research
Sage

Reads your site, your market, and the questions your buyers actually ask, on Google and in AI assistants.

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How-To HazelListicles Larry
+2
Write
the writers' room

Grounded drafts with real sources, built from your fact file.

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Editor EdSearch Selena
Edit & Publish
Ed & Selena

Ed checks every claim against your fact file. Selena wires schema, internal links, and llms.txt, then ships it to your domain.

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Sage
Measure
Sage

Watches Search Console and the AI answer engines. Real numbers in your inbox every Friday.

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SageHow-To Hazel
+5
Adapt
the whole team

Doubles down on winners, rewrites losers, retires dead ends. Most tools stop at step two.

…and back to research. The loop is the product.
One email a week. That's your whole job.
“These publish next week, starting Monday, unless you object.” Do nothing and they ship. Veto anything, edit anything, ask for changes. The team handles the rest.

What you get.

Your blog, your brand

A fully white-labeled blog on your own domain, wearing your logo and colors. Sage grabs both from your site during the crawl.

Technical SEO & GEO by default

Schema, sitemaps, internal linking, llms.txt. Selena keeps you legible to search engines and answer engines alike. You never think about it.

An adaptive cadence

About three posts a week, tuned by Sage as the data comes in. A cadence, never a quota. Volume follows evidence.

Grounded writing

Real sources, fact-checked by Ed against your fact file. No invented claims. Nothing ships that we can't defend.

The elephant, addressed

“Will Google penalize AI content?”

Fair question. Google penalizes bad content, and the internet is drowning in bad AI content. Our answer is a quality bar, not a volume knob: writing grounded in real sources, every claim checked by Ed against your fact file, cadence that adapts to what the data says.

When a post underperforms, we rewrite it. We don't bury it under ten more.

Sage

“Judge the writing at day thirty. Judge the trajectory at day ninety. The totals take a year, and anyone promising faster is selling a faucet that isn't plumbed.”

Sage · your strategist
The compounding curve, stated proudly.
day 30: the writingday 90: the trajectory
day 0day 90

One plan. Every goblyn.

No tiers, no seat math. You hire the whole team or nobody.

How the trial works
30 days free. Posts publish to a private preview on goblyn.ai/preview/yourname. Not indexed, just yours to judge.
Paying takes it live on your own domain, wearing your logo and colors. A small “Powered by Goblyn” line sits in the blog footer. Honest of us to mention.
What's included
  • All seven goblyns, Sage included
  • About three posts a week, tuned by data
  • White-labeled blog on your domain
  • Technical SEO & GEO: schema, sitemaps, llms.txt
  • Search Console + AI answer tracking
  • Weekly email report: veto or tweak anything, silence ships it
  • A fact file you own, editable anytime
  • Cancel anytime from Settings. Everything exports.
Start my 30-day trial$0 today. You pay only when you choose to go live. Your fact file leaves with you if you go.

Questions founders actually ask.

You build the product.
We'll tell the internet.

The team is ready when you are.

$0 today. 30-day trial. Expect a curve, not a faucet.